Retail 30 sec spot
BIG COUNTRY FIREARMS & FROZEN YOGURT
"One stop for self-defense and dessert. Ask about our loyalty punch card."
Call · 555-0142
Yogurt machine cleaned quarterly. Probably.
Ad Break · Live Tue–Thu
Tonight's Sponsors
VPA is brought to you by fine, entirely fictional businesses. All ads are parody. All phone numbers are fake. All enthusiasm is mandatory.
All sponsors are fictional. Any resemblance to actual Los Santos businesses is intentional and legally inconvenient.
Current Sponsors
Legal Services 60 sec spot
SUNSET STRIP BAIL BONDS
"We never sleep, because we honestly can't afford to."
Call · 555-0199
Collateral accepted in cash, property, or reasonably nice watches.
Health & Wellness 45 sec spot
DR. CHAD'S TANNING & CHIROPRACTIC
"Realign your spine and your tan lines, same visit."
Call · 555-0177
Not a medical doctor. Not a tanning expert. Very confident though.
Public Sector 15 sec spot
LOS SANTOS WATER RECLAMATION BOARD
"Trust the process. Please stop asking about the process."
Call · 555-0001
Water may taste like ambition and regret. This is normal.
Tonight's Ad Break
Sponsor spots air during the Tuesday–Thursday live block. Tommy reads them with the energy of a man who needs the check to clear.
9:12 PM BIG COUNTRY FIREARMS & FROZEN YOGURT
9:28 PM SUNSET STRIP BAIL BONDS
9:41 PM DR. CHAD'S TANNING & CHIROPRACTIC
10:03 PM LOS SANTOS WATER RECLAMATION BOARD
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